58-inch GIANT iPhone Table: Big Enough For You?

That SMS icon does look a little outdated...

Is the iPhone's 3.5-inch screen feeling a little too puny to you? What about an iPad? Still too small?
Then maybe it's time to look at this 58-inch version of the iOS device. No, it won't fit in your pocket, but it'll fit inside your house.
This is Table Connect, which interfaces with the dock connector port of an iPhone 4 or iPhone 3GS (older devices not supported due to the slower processors) to blow up the iOS interface to massive proportions.